chaja she rex

She Rex


The earth’s a gonna tremor
The ocean’s gonna moan
There’s been witness of a She-Rex
They seen her schlompin’ down the road

She’s squashin’ all them four-wheel-drives
With her big ol’ ancient feet
She’s inducin’ old men’s heart attacks
Up and down the street

My baby brother saw her
He curled up and died
My daddy heard her footsteps and
Went runnin’ for his life

The She Rex has a tail
that has a reputation
The behind of a She Rex
brings chaos and tarnation

And this Demon Dino Dame
is trash talkin and a stalkin’
Praying for some prey
She can eat up alive

And the living and the breathing
The Christians and the Heathens
They lock up their doors
and warn their children

Of something worse than booze or dancing
Worse than poker or fornication
It’s the terrible tale
the prehistoric terror
the classless Jurassic
the clawsy drop yo drawersy
The not so Flexy
some might call her sexy
The hell-raising hex

chaja she rex

Illustration by Chaja Hogweg

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